I wore this outfit last week to go fill out all of the paperwork for my new job. Said paperwork also required a drug test. Every time I have to take a drug test, or even hear the words drug test, the following incident I recently witnessed at a nearby pharmacy will forever come to mind:
Irate customer storms up to pharmacist.
Pharmacist: "Can I help you, sir?"
Customer, waves a paper wildly in pharmacist's face, points to it, and says: "I want to know why THIS [prescription] drug didn't show up on my drug test, but COCAINE DID!"
Pharmacist: (Blink. Blink.)
Clearly (and shockingly), this customer has never had to take a drug test before.
Also, this is the last post where you'll see my non-blond hair (well, my non-light blond hair, since I guess this is still sort of dark blond).
Shop:: top, loft (last season); skinny red jeans, lc by lauren conrad at kohl's; earrings: sun sugar studio; bracelet: j. crew; shoes: aerosoles (several seasons ago)
3 comments:
I love this outfit. I think the shoes with the bright red toes really stands out, in a good and awesome way!
I am not a fan of ruffles, but they really look good in this outfit.
And your story is so funny!
Haha, Rana, I didn't even plan my nail polish color. Glad it worked out!
@chiara, thanks! I'm sort of a ruffle fanatic. :-)
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