Lunchbreak blogging

Dear coworker who was stumbling across the parking lot with your hands covering your eyes:

I know we just got screwed with the paycut and everything, but you can get sunglasses for super cheap at Target. Or The Dollar Store. And if you forgot your sunglasses in your car, you'd probably get there a whole lot faster if you just squinted and didn't completely block your vision.

Cheers and sunshine,
Displaced Urbanite

Things I loathe

In random order:

1) People who, within a few minutes of meeting me, announce to me how great they are. If you really are that great, you'll shut your yapper and realize that I'm smart enough to figure it out. Otherwise, you just knocked yourself down about 1000 points in the greatness scale.

2) Parking lots. The bane of suburban existence. Idiots congregate here and plot their plans to destroy the world- one bad park job at a time.

3) Humidity. Mostly because it reminds me that I do not live in California. Yet.